Tiny Finger Point ☯please don’t☯
I want these a lot

I’m laying against my wall and I moved my foot down and it hit something and I didn’t know it was my alarm clock and all of a sudden “BUT IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES” BURST TOP VOLUME OUT OF THE SPEAKERS AND I ALMSOT PEED

me and my Augustus bf
  • me: here babe let me light ur cig
  • bf: that me metaphor

I literally had two very in depth discussions about penises today and one ended w/ my friend running around asking what different boys’ flaccid dicks look like and I was sobbing on my lunch table bc of it